<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheBeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]...where's the Tylenol?
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By far, best Clark Griswold quote of all time. 2nd I would have to put the Wally World quote that BWC had. I just got National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction on Blu-Ray. I know have VHS, DVD, and Blu-Ray. Just in case one of my machines break down. It is a family tradition of mine to watch it on Christmas Eve, and probably a few more times in between.

Another good one from Christmas Vacation:

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny [censored] Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of [censored] this side of the nuthouse.